It has come to my attention that a menace has been living among us, a menace so horrible that it will leave even the strongest man quailing with fear at the mere glimpse of it. A menace that, left uncheck, will only grow in power. A menace that threatens to undermine the very foundations of of our country as we know it today This, my friends, is why I have formed the group Humanity United Against Philip Zimbardo's Beard (HUAPZB). Please, join us in stopping this monstrosity before it's too late. Unless you want your children growing up in a world with this:
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This is me, COMMENTING on your fake livejournal. Fool.
Anyhow, I hope Jenny Chow's good.... later.
<3 much, Drakthor
IT'S DROKTHOR DAMNIT!
*stares* *runs away*
And who is Philip Zombardo? And why did got bestow him with such offensive facial hair?
You can see him here: http://www.learner.org/resources/series138.html
I know you don't care NEARLY enough to actually make an account, so just log in as ChildofAridhol@gmail.com (my spam email, fuck you), password keeekles.
Why? Because god hates us.
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